Thursday, April 15, 2010

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watch out inturnet, im back. i been shlumpin sooper hart thu past feoo days here so compooting wasnt a number one on muh list but i think i killt thu shlump for a while newayz so i can dos innurnets again. life lately haz consisted of thu following in no pertikuler order:
daggering, stationary boat rides down the Venice canals, lazers, bad mood deezerts, takn ginger shots at hippy jobz, closepin fites, mayjuh beerings, more daggering, sunshynes, flaykiness, skippn skool, toons, hot sauces, turtls gettn trampuld, tunza 94608s, big booties, nek rashes, hips hops shoes, noo frends, horny whoorin katz, coveringg muhself with broozes, gettn swety, takn pikshurs, been a doof, bedazsling, n uther types of things of that nature. thu end.

why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!

2 comments:

  1. MAYJUH LAZUH!
    p.s. that's my joke, return it immediately.
    p.p.s. L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one i see, and so on. i wrote that song about you.

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  2. you're a chicken sedan... and my name's MAYJUH LAZUH too!

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