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tuhday was a stoopid kool day. i dug it. except for how i was tree hours late for working my new style job. but they were all "we just glad to see you Malia, cuz you're great". another not soo kewl thing is that i've been bangin super hard with a rash on my neck all day err day, so i haf to wear this gay azz scarf and i think people probly think i think it makes me look totes awes, but don't be mistook, i know i'm not cool. also a big douche. one thing that added some happy to my day was like a couple hourrs ago at my cool job, i was talkin bedazzlement with my stoopid cool new cowerker and she suggested that on my future american flagly bedassled jean jacket, i also in addition add on a bedazsled style kittun. and i think i will. then me and my frend marty glockenshpiel are gonna have cool times in tacky wonderment when we play go eat shark shows. also: tomorrow i'm bouts to be urnin approximately 750 hipster/jerk points when i sturt my 2nd, countit, 2nd coop job. ick on me. i think while i'm atit, i'mma buy myself 7 plaid shirts, a beasty ironic mustache, get coffee from muddy waters, listen to animal collective, bang around uptown onna fixy with neon green rims, get another cuppa jo @ spyhouse, put tunsa stuff in my totally hott pink n' yella chrome bag, buy a case a peebers from the peebin tower at hums, to drink in addition to a 4ser of surly furious, buy a noo paira plastic frame spektackles from tatters, get an additional job @ j-jons as a bike deliveryist. 2nite is gunna be sooper dope seein as i'm bouts to put the roll on some hevy azz balls down this ball road where balls n these weiner lookin white things violently bone. probly gonna doit for like a while n maybe have some broos/whasky in the bathrum of the bilb seein as im a brokass. (let's gimme about 5.6 more h/j points for dat one). also, joinin me is funna be mah old buddy charles boothee, my frend klaus, n probly this one coot boy hoo's named after a cartoon about an aaaardvark (gay), also hopefully my gud pal marty from way back, she nastyfine. yup anyway, peace out internet.