lass nite waz funn i gess. muh main man dilly dally kame tuh the coitus, we bummd round for a wile bein sooper tiret n stuff. den, we smokt mah last cergerette n bombed on over to mathais's house (bike deliverist/temporary cripple/kinda neib to me) wherre a za prrty was crackin on. t was kool. the za partyists inclooded lottalita, kid myke, mathais, dilly dally, mahself, dis kid tim, my soope cool noo coworker david, n also dis kool dogg j hoo likez to wazz on dilly dally sumtymes. den after funn tymes went home, officed a titch n zonked in mah bed wit me bff stufft amnals named tommy, porpsy, oswell n herp.
some of my totally faveorite things in lyfe: my stoopid catz in heat, eye boogerz, uh fridge that smells an awful lot lyke rottin chiz wiz/phish, neck rashiz, hangnailz, brokt byks, payn rent, justine "gay man catnip" bieber, mystery broozes all upon my body, havn the sniffls, brayn stoopidniss, passive aggressivness, been blint az a rat wiffout my glassis, rain spriitz on muh glassez when bykn, dis stoopid cat nuzzlin my tittays n tryn to fukk me, my brokd shoos. all of doze things=my dai so farr. i'm in purdy gud shape id say. also, the maths equazion i just explaind previously also with all dat quadtratic equations/variables/nerd/science/yyz=optin outta skool taday on account of ive godda go to da badazzlery n grab upon some beasty bedazsls so me n marty glocks kan make fly jeen jacks n rockem harrd. thu end.
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