Monday, April 5, 2010

hey wheeler, that chick is tasting your beast

hey innurnet, sup. so this is day too of the funeral of the last teeny bit of dignity i saved. anyhoo, lass nite i didn't end up tossin balls, insted decided to haff a way funner time of a nyte. i banged on over to the wak azz hq to hang with some cool flks (dilly dally, choo boo, lotta lita just to nayme a few). den, afterfun tymes watchyn the dopeness of don't be a menace, drankin on a foty n shottgunnin some tres deuce, we had a bootyfull jaunt on over to a biscuit with shit on it fo this fun tyme sho where terradactylcide was bout to bang (loud). twas a bitty of a nyte. as we walked up the road to said biscuit, my earrs started playsin trix on me and said "ska" and then i was all "what?" and they said "ska" rite back. what. so henceforthe me n my main man dilly dally went forth to said kitchen n did nother trois deux s-gun then we postid up on the porch for a wutanga of a thyme. during sed nite, we lonched w-balloonz, listined to kool jams (terracottacyde), lived laffd luvd, mayde noo frends n kept thee old, talkd mayday, got broozes, byked, lissined to MAJUH LAZA, daggerd, etc. den, at the sho, me n aardvark had to byke home cuz of brain draink. den, we watchd roal modles n said night night. now tuhday, woked up, banged hard on sum snausages, aigs, n tst. whoa, i'm a majah cuisinist. as the cook was goin down a reconnectid wit my supe cool besty the mane man mikeey versatyle g, seeing as i was so sad about him not been here dis wekend on account of family fun tymes. n he even bought us sum ajuice mclean (of bsb) to enjoi with breffkist. i lurb him. den, me n aardvark finisht watchn roal modles n he banged on home. den i went to coffe town, USA n grabbd up a cupo jo n sat in sun tyme fun tyme on the stoop of dis here coitus interuptus. n now im funna trow on a hoodi n starrt my gay azz noo hippy job number too. den go to other job with rooftop patio. i'm out boners.

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